Thursday, May 22, 2008

Out of the Mouth of Babes!

Kids say the funniest things.

#1 Favorite Answer to the question :
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-Ricky, age 10

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You gotta find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she has to like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they are going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kristen, age 10
(Bless her heart!)

Thanks Debbie for sending me such great stuff!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who's kids said that? Not that I don't approve cuz it really sometimes is like that!:-)